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my-h-e-a-r-t-s-not-in-it:

hey sorry im late i didnt want to come

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partybarackisinthehousetonight:

*backs up U-Haul into Olive Garden’s parking lot* i’m not leaving til this thing is FILLED with breadsticks

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lyingmary:

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imnotpooping75:

where did noah keep his bees

IN THE ARK HIVES

Get the fuck away from me right now

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swan2swan:

douxmaradoux:

I still think “friendzone” should be a big calzone you share with your friends. 

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guy:

when teachers type google.com into a google search bar 

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milajewnis:

but actually plaid button up shirts with the sleeves rolled to the elbows are universally attractive 

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estpolis:

pac-man confirmed by wikipedia to exist in ‘real life’

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theinnkeeperlibrarian:

leepacey:

a restaurant in my hometown got a review that said the servers should “show some skin” so the owner added a potato skin special to the menu and all the proceeds from the special go to the west virginia foundation for rape information services (x)

That’s exactly the appropriate response.

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siighed:

some kid in my english class goes by the name squash and my teacher done fucked up and called him zucchini

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leewkhemmings:

im fucking dying